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Friday, September 17, 2010

Dear So & So

Dear Vacation, 
You begin at the end of today's work day. Please hurry up and get here! Sincerely, Dying to go on vacation! 
Dear Hot Weather, 
Did you not get the memo? It's fall! Go away! No one wants to sweat through their clothing in September. People want to wear their cute clothing and boots. Stop putting a damper on the season! Sincerely, bitter that I can't wear my ugg boots yet. 

Dear Memphis, 
Watch out! I'm going to go hog wild while I'm there this weekend! I plan on pillaging your vintage clothing stores, taking a 1,000 photos at Graceland and being that person who asks 30 questions on the Sun Studio tour. Be warned, I also plan on trolling Beale street looking for cheap eats and souvenirs. Sincerely, Buckle up Memphis! 

Dear Admirer,
You know how to reach me. You've creeped me on facebook. You know my name, you know where I work, you even have that mutual friend to introduce us properly. I hear your really great. So what are you waiting for? Give me a call. We're not getting any younger and if you haven't heard life is meant to be lived. Sincerely, getting impatient. 

Dear Jag, 
Where have you been all my life? Mark Harmon, you are one hottie! How did I ever miss you when you were on television originally. That wrong has been rectified. Thank you CBS for putting the seasons out on dvd. Sincerely, a new fan! 
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19 comments:

  1. tootieSeptember 17, 2010 at 9:32 AM

    I can relate to the "Dear Vacation" and "Dear JAG" - love that show! And yes, Harm is pretty easy on the eyes :)

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  2. Steph @ Professors_WifeSeptember 17, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    Have a super great time in Memphis!!! And YES, hot weather GO AWAY!!!

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  3. Jules AFSeptember 17, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    I'm so glad it's not hot where I am.

    I hope Memphis is a little cooler?

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  4. Mrs EyeCanSeeSeptember 17, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Dear cold,

    Mommies don't get sick days and you've overstayed your welcome! Buh-bye now.

    Mrs. EyeCanSee

    Have a blast this weekend!

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  5. JGSeptember 17, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    Ugh, I am SO over hot weather! We're finally down to the upper 80s and it feels like a cold front! I can't wait for sweater weather!

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  6. LindseySeptember 17, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    Have fun in Memphis! I have always wanted to visit so I can't wait to hear about it!

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  7. Amanda @ It's BlogworthySeptember 17, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    EEE Excitement!!! I hope you have a great time and get some cool weather. I am excited because we have some 60 degree weather tonight..BOOYA!

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  8. Krysten @ Why Girls Are WeirdSeptember 17, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    You can have some of our weather if you want, it's downright cold!

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  9. SamanthaSeptember 17, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    you're hilarious. Have a great time on (yet, another (no, i'm not jealous) vacation). =}

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  10. Random MusingsSeptember 17, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    Love these letters.. its going to prompt me to do some of my own..

    YAY vacation! I can not wait for pictures..

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  11. ChinkyGirLMeLSeptember 17, 2010 at 10:10 PM

    Dear Vacation, I need you ASAP. Have a lovely weekend sweetie

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  12. "Cookie"September 18, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    Hope yo have a great vacay!! And good luck with the admirer! :)

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  13. Selma @ Crazy Little World Of MineSeptember 18, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    Enjoy Memphis! Take tons of pics and share! I so wanna go one day! :)

    xoxo

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  14. Brittany AnnSeptember 18, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    There is nothing better than JAG! We need that in DVD!

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  15. StephanieSeptember 19, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    Oh vacations never come fast enough and are over way too quick!! Enjoy every second.

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  16. UnknownSeptember 19, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    i love these posts. so funny! hope you are enjoying vacation!

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  17. KristinSeptember 19, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    Enjoy your weekend in Memphis! That's where I live and work and it's quite the place with some crazy shenanigans going on itself! Enjoy!

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2010 at 12:09 AM

    haha love this! Hope you had fun in Memphis!

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  19. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2010 at 1:57 AM

    LoL I always love Dear So and So letters! These are fabulous!

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