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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Drunk texting, extensions & plowing

Some days I thank the heavens above that I have unlimited text messaging. Last night, I literally had 3 people, completely unrelated and all at separate parties/gatherings, drunk texting me. It was interesting to say the least. I had people confess their un-dying love for me. Um... awkward.
Can someone inform me? Maybe I'm wrong. When did ever become ok, to drunk text someone and confess love?

Also when did ever become an expectable to use the word "plowing" when talking about sex?!? 
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16 comments:

  1. RachelAugust 30, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    Hahaha wow sounds like you had quite a night. I hate when people say "plowing"!

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  2. Mrs EyeCanSeeAugust 30, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    Yeah confessing love while drunk is bad enough...but doing it through text is even worse.

    Bummer about your man! Hope there aren't any more extensions added on!!!:(

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  3. AshleyAugust 30, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    Wow, drunk texting confessing your undying love!!! Man, sometimes it is nice getting old! LOL!! Sorry about the extension! That sucks!!

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  4. Troy and RachelAugust 30, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    I hope you get plowed before Thanksgiving!! haha...jk.....I hope he makes it home as quick as he can!

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  5. JaneAugust 30, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    Two words: Not okay!! (Both confessing your love via text message AND the word plowing.)

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  6. SamanthaAugust 30, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    I don't mind the "plowing" there are countless euphemisms for sex out there... plowing is how another one to add to the list.

    After I read my bloggies this AM I'm going to email you! :)

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  7. The Mrs.August 30, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    personally I can just do without all text messages. I figure if its important enough, just call me. but hey I know the rest of the world likes it.

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  8. The Queen of ClearanceAugust 30, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    I thought you and sweets were done...finshed...kaput! I guess I was misinterpreting your current posts about 3rd chances and skeezy men and such...ek! oh and by the way it is never ok to text someone and profess your love! lol.

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  9. UnknownAugust 30, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    I hate to hear about his extension! :( But keep hanging in there pretty lady!

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  10. "Cookie"August 30, 2009 at 9:08 PM

    Interesting night I'd say!! :)

    As for the "plowing"....that made me cringe!!

    And extended deployment, that just sucks!! Hopefully, that will be it and not more.

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  11. lolaAugust 30, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    haha, i'm sorry, but that last line of this post had me dying laughing and I have to acknowledge that.

    Boo on the extension. :(

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  12. UnknownAugust 30, 2009 at 11:17 PM

    Okay so your killing me with all of this suspense!!! I want to know what the big news is:( Lol...Whatever it is, its obviously making you really happy and that makes me happy:) FYI, loved this post:p

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  13. KatieAugust 31, 2009 at 12:30 AM

    these drunk txts are no good, especially if PLOWING was in the vocabulary!

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  14. CarrieAugust 31, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Drunk texting is every bit as dangerous as drunk driving. Keys adn phones should be confisgated at the door to every party.

    And plowing? Really? It shouldn't be acceptable, ever. lol.

    Sorry his deployment is being extended. :( But at least it's only a week, right? It could be much much worse. (Yeah, I know. That didn't really make it sound any better.)

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  15. Organic MeatbagAugust 31, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Hahahaha...plowing... well, at least nobody brought up a Hot Carl or anything, did they??

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  16. UnknownSeptember 3, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    Wow Plowing huh?? That is quite the idea there HAHA!

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