Dear Guys,
Having skid marks on your underwear will not attract the ladies. When you flirt and look all cute, we're still thinking of those skid marks and wondering if you just are not capable of cleaning your butt. Just saying.
Clean your undies.
Dear Birds,
I know you just made that long flight back. I get it, I really do but must you make all that noise while it's dark?!? Haven't you heard? You're suppose to be quiet at night! Maybe it's just the locals around but really please be quiet, isn't it enough that you wake me up at the crack of dawn? Must you keep me up at night as well?!?
Shut your traps!
Dear Ex,
This town isn't big enough for the both of us. You know this, I know this. Hopefully we can coexist in this town without incident for a few more weeks before my departure. Do you have any duct tape because we can draw the lines all over town. Haha, just kidding (kinda).
Find the tylenol.
HAHA! Those were funny. The birds here start chirping around 4 am every. single. morning.
ReplyDeleteI agree about the birds. We've been sleeping with the bedroom window open and about 5 every morning one or ten or them start chirping. It was nice like one day but then I got sick of it.
ReplyDeleteBoys are gross....
ReplyDeleteHaha yes! The Dear Ex part made me laugh :)
ReplyDeleteI am curious how in casual conversation you even know a guy has skid marks. These are things I try not to think about...or look for when I do my husbands laundry. What I don't see can't hurt me!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww whose dirty chonies were u cleaning!?! Lol yuck. Love the ex one! Thank goodness for big towns!
ReplyDeleteHappy Weekend :)
How is it possible that one does not have enough time to finish wiping one's arse? Ewwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteBahaha. I'm picturing you sectioning off the sidewalks with duct tape now. Very nice.
ReplyDeleteLove it!! dear ex for sure, no town is big enough!! xxxoooo
ReplyDeletelol. i have to practially beg my 8yr old son to change his undies... otherwise.. he never would. even if they had racing strips! he must get that from his daddy.
ReplyDeleteLOVE this! I am SO thankful that I don't live in the same town with my "big" exes. YUCK!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! Skid marks, I know, not good not good. Your letters are super great!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what is it with men and skid marks? It's gotta be a gender-genetic dysfunction.
ReplyDeleteI totally LOVE this post! Too funny! I love it when my 4yr old has a perfect skid mark line down his undies...you can see where he was digging in his butt! BLECK!
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Haha! The Ex one I can totally relate to. It wasn't that long ago that I wanted to all over town marking "my" areas and "his" areas.
ReplyDeleteThank god that's over...
HAHAHA! that's so funny... I think that is why boys buy grey/black underwear. gross.
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I'll donate a roll of tape to the cause
ReplyDeleteI jsut about spewed my drink...the first words I saw were skid marks!!!!! BWAH!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. I love love love it and it literally made me laugh out loud. Boys are seriously disgusting.
ReplyDeleteLMBO I love it! How great!
ReplyDeleteThis gave me a laugh!! The Ex part especailly! ;)
ReplyDeleteha! you make me laugh. your blog is presh. i'm a follower. happy monday (if that's possible).
ReplyDeleteyour dear ex...was hilarious :o)
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