Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Dear So & So: The Reality Show Edition

Dear Dancing with the Stars, 
Why did you let Nicole on there? I mean really... she was a singer/performer in the Pussycat Doll group. They did nothing but lip sing and dance to the music. Hmm.... seems kinda unfair to the other contestants. 
Just saying... Team Pam

Dear Danielle of the Real Housewives of NJ, 
After witnessing your behavior on last nights season premiere, I have two suggestions for you. #1 You need to run, not walk, to the nearest therapist and start sessions 5 days a week indefinitely. #2 Who told you those hair extensions would be a good idea? They lied
Officially creeped out by you.

Dear Dina, Caroline, Teresa & Jacqueline, 
I have 2 words for all of you: restraining order. Get one because that woman is capable of anything. If I were one of you, I would sleep with one eye open and a bodyguard at my door.
Seek protection

Dear Castle, 
I love your show. You've found a new and funny way to bring back detective crime shows. Frankly I was tired of watching season 27 of svu on their 9th spin off show. 
You're a breath of fresh air

Dear Bachelorette, 
I can't wait for your return to the airways! Allie you better pick some hot eye candy because I need my summer shows to be HOT!
A little too excited

24 comments:

Cookie Crums said...

So obviously it's been A LONG time since I've commented on your blog or anyone else. Loving the new design!!!

Was RHONJ not great!!! Love me some crazy ass housewives. LOL

Nicole said...

Oh you know I totally agree with you in the Nicole thing! Its like why let everyone work so hard when you have a pro in there!? They said it themselves she's her partners equal! That's no fun. Ugh k I am done lol I don't watch any of the other shows :)

Kelsey @ Seattle Smith's said...

I think I already told you too, but the design is so great!! I love it too :) Ohhh, the Real Housewives are waiting for me on my tivo, and it excites me!!

Dollface said...

Ha.. i love this! Dear tv shows posts... I have so much to say to those fictional and reality characters!! xxxoo

Cole said...

haha I completely agree with you on the DWTS thing. Its like hmmm I wonder who's going to win this year??? Reality tv is still fun though.

Amanda said...

I need to get in on Real Housewives of NJ!

Katie said...

I am obviously WAY out of the reality TV loop!

Brittany Ann said...

I know what you mean about Nicole and RHONJ!

1. Totally not fair to the normal, non-gifted dancers.

2. Danielle makes ME want to lock my doors and own a gun.

Loving Wife said...

I LOVE Castle! I can't wait for something to happen between the two of them, but at the same time that would take away from all the sexual tension on the show! He cracks me up all the time, don't want a season finale because I want to watch it all year!

Definitely excited for some eye candy... umm can I say that with my husband being home?

I haven't been watching DWTS but I also don't know why they put actual performers on there.

meredith said...

i haven't seen RHONJ yet, but i'm loving castle!!

~KS said...

Excellent little letters... and I only got to watch the 1st episode of DWTS and I am DYING to get back into it!!! Once school is done, I will be on hulu non-stop!!

Jenn @ WestSacHoney said...

Love this post.. I didn't finish the rest of Housewives did it get worse?! Danielle really is crazy and looks super sucked in lately..

Ashley said...

I honestly stopped watching DWTS after the 3rd episode. I just wasn't in to this season. :(
I have never watched RH of NJ, don't kill me. Remember, I don't have cable. ;)
And I hear Castle!

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Eek I am excited for The Bachelorette too!

Selma said...

Yes for Castle! :) Very refreshing!!!!! :D :) And yes, the Nicole thing was my first thought...what the?! She can dance and since and all...why oh why. It's unfair.

samnhal said...

I love reality shows, but I don't think that I watch any of those. My newest one that I enjoy is Tough Love: Couples. Oh, and the Hills premiers tonight. Sometimes you just can't not watch.

Steph said...

I'm pretty pumped about the bachelorette too but only because I read the spoilers. It's way better that way.

tootie said...

I can't wait for the Bachelorette! I saw the previews yesterday and I might have squealed :)

Tara said...

I love Castle! Castle is awesome and witty and cute and awesome...did I already say that?

I don't watch Dancing with the Stars, but I totally agree with your comment. But I love Nicole though. She is hot.

Chloé said...

i am sooo excited for the bachelor too! ahhh!!! can't wait!!

Leah said...

Is Castle the one with Tom Hanks son? If so, that show looks funny! :) Tom Hanks is my favorite actor.

& I forgot about Allie being the new Bachelorette (I feel like I spelled that wrong, but am too lazy to look it up). I want to watch it, but at the same time, I get so sucked in to these reality shows that I probably shouldn't start watching them in the first place! haha

(& in regards to your last comment on my blog, that would be cool if there was a Monopoly one! I've seen the big chess ones, but the Scrabble one takes the prize by far! =P )

Libby said...

I LOVE all the real housewives series. It's such a guilty pleasure. When the Orange County one first came out, we would watch it and make a drinking game out of it. Things like "I've been there!"
"I've seen her" and all the other things that come with a reality show taking place where you live :-D
Oh a DWTS - I always read whos competing, but then I never watch. I like the girls who aren't singer/dancers better because it seems they have the most to learn. some of the guys can get away with just standing there.
This post made me super happy :-D

Steph S. said...

I love that the Bachelorette kicks off summer each year! I'm still loving Jillian, even a year later (I stalk her on Twitter and FB) - I think Ally will be great, can't wait! Sorry about Pam :( I voted for her & Chad this week.

Q, La, and Gooner said...

heh, you crack me up. Are you totally tired of all my comments? I'm catching up on your blog and some others while husby is at work and baby girl is sleeping!!! I can't wait for the Bachelorette!