Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Never Ever List

Remeber that episode of Friends where Ross pulls out his list of 5 celebrities that he would get a free pass to sleep with no matter what? Well I've seen a few people on blogs making lists of guys that they would never be with so I thought I would join in on the fun.

My list of 5 guys that I would. Incase you missed it many months ago.

My never, ever list.
1. Orlando Bloom
Every time I see him in movies, magazines or on the internet, he looks dirty. Like doesn't take a bath or wash his hair dirty. I mean, I'll give him a little slack since he has a new born. But come on... he was looking like that before the baby was even created.

2. Russell Brand
Maybe it's the fact that he goes on and on about his past drug use (major turn off) but he seems sleezy and easy to me. I think he's pretty funny though.

3. Billy Bob Thornton
Two words: Blood Vile. Another two words: Angelina Jolie. Enough said.

4. Brad Pitt
Have you seen that mange he has growing on his face? Would it kill him to clean it up and wash his hair?!? I've never though he was cute and his later years are confirming my decision. Plus the fact that he cheated (I don't care what he claims and when he said that relationship began) on Jennifer Anniston. Stop pro-creating.

5. Jon Gosslin
Let's forget the fact that he has 8 children. Let's even look over the fact that he's a chain smoker. What we can't look over his is his love for all things Ed Hardy. That my friends can not be over looked.

28 comments:

Amanda @ It's Blogworthy said...

HAHA! I love this. You're too funny. I have to agree with all of these but especially Brand. Man, he's a sicko. That hair looks like a rat's nest!

star said...

I agree with all of these, except Orlando! Although he's not as handsome as he used to be 10 years ago, he's still a cutie! I have a thing for british boys!

KLZ said...

I totally agree. And usually everyone is appalled when I say Brad Pitt but I just find him so gross.

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels that way about Brad Pitt. He's so ew.

Steph said...

Oh my! I totally agree. Gross gross gross!

Amber said...

HAHA! I agree about Orlando Bloom, he looks like he hasn't bathed in a few months.. gross!

Cole said...

Oh, I completely agree with all your choices. YUCK!

Ashley said...

I totally laughed out loud when I read this! I agree with you on all of them! Ugh, they are just nasty.

Lin said...

Bwahaha...love the list! I've always thought the same thing about Orlando Bloom. I mean dude has potential but he does always look a bit homeless dirty haha.

Brad Pitt, wow he used to be such a freaking hottie. I still swear that Angelie Jolie is sucking the hot from him. Damn that trifflin hoe :(

Jon Gosslin...yeah even if the entire human race depended on it. *gag*

Crazy Little World Of Mine said...

How fun!!! I so agree on all of them, except for Brad *I think he's gotten more interesting to look at the older he got* but have to say that I don't like him cheating either and his ugly hairy style gets on my freakin' nerves, too. Plus, come on he's with Angelina Jolie! Really?! Gross. Soooo...ok, let's not get into details here.

Domestically Deficient said...

Agree X 5! And I used to think Jon was an adorable husband. Back before they allowed reality tv to ruin their family.

Abbie said...

Haha! That is priceless! John Gosselin might be the best never, ever on that list! He's so gross!

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

OK lol, I missed the line before the list. I saw Orlando Bloom and I was like OK. Then Russell Brand and I was like alright. Then Billy Bob and I was thinking HELL NO! LOL!

P.S. saw Orlando while hiking in LA. I never thought he was cute, but he is hot in person.

ag. said...

yes, yes, yes and yes. except i would take brad pitt in his earlier days!

AuntBT said...

Ha! Awesome. Especially Gosselin. SOOOOOO gross!!!

Deidre said...

I am so with you on Brad Pitt - I've never really gotten what it's all about. And Add to that Tom Cruise. And also RPatz (why does he speak?), and Kid ROCK!

Ahem. I think my never ever list would be long. Very long.

Ms. Emily Ann said...

Haha, great post! John Gosslin for sure... icky!!

AC Quigley said...

I totally agree - although Orlando and Brad do scrub up well on occasions!
Andrea x

Shannon said...

I agree with all of those, especially Russell, what does Katy see in him?

D said...

Any one of these five and I've have to be ripped out of my mind. Especially Jon Gosselin. ICK!

Nicole said...

Lol!! I love this! & DITTO!!

SLM said...

Lol THANK YOU for confirming what I think about Orlando Bloom. I never got that?? I agree with the rest too...Brad Pitt I agree with most of the time, but he looked damn good in Troy!!

SLM said...

P.S. I just might steal this idea :)

Amanda said...

I concur with this entire list.

Sunshinemeg said...

LOL on Jon Gossling! What a drip. You are so spot on with your post. Love it.

samnhal said...

Hahahaha! Is it a correlation that the first two are European and both seem dirty? I totally agree with the rest of the list, EW. ANd he totally cheated!

FemminaDaVinci said...

Love this! I am currently working on linking back to your post with a list of my own. You should check it out :)

Tori and Chad said...

Ha ha ha. I would agree with you except Russell Brand. I thought he was disguisting until I read an excerpt from his book in Cosmo when he wrote about meeting Katy. It changed my opinion.