Remeber that episode of Friends where Ross pulls out his list of 5 celebrities that he would get a free pass to sleep with no matter what? Well I've seen a few people on blogs making lists of guys that they would never be with so I thought I would join in on the fun.
My list of 5 guys that I would. Incase you missed it many months ago.
My never, ever list.
1. Orlando Bloom
1. Orlando Bloom
Every time I see him in movies, magazines or on the internet, he looks dirty. Like doesn't take a bath or wash his hair dirty. I mean, I'll give him a little slack since he has a new born. But come on... he was looking like that before the baby was even created.
2. Russell Brand
Maybe it's the fact that he goes on and on about his past drug use (major turn off) but he seems sleezy and easy to me. I think he's pretty funny though.
3. Billy Bob Thornton
Two words: Blood Vile. Another two words: Angelina Jolie. Enough said.
4. Brad Pitt
Have you seen that mange he has growing on his face? Would it kill him to clean it up and wash his hair?!? I've never though he was cute and his later years are confirming my decision. Plus the fact that he cheated (I don't care what he claims and when he said that relationship began) on Jennifer Anniston. Stop pro-creating.
5. Jon Gosslin
Let's forget the fact that he has 8 children. Let's even look over the fact that he's a chain smoker. What we can't look over his is his love for all things Ed Hardy. That my friends can not be over looked.
28 comments:
HAHA! I love this. You're too funny. I have to agree with all of these but especially Brand. Man, he's a sicko. That hair looks like a rat's nest!
I agree with all of these, except Orlando! Although he's not as handsome as he used to be 10 years ago, he's still a cutie! I have a thing for british boys!
I totally agree. And usually everyone is appalled when I say Brad Pitt but I just find him so gross.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels that way about Brad Pitt. He's so ew.
Oh my! I totally agree. Gross gross gross!
HAHA! I agree about Orlando Bloom, he looks like he hasn't bathed in a few months.. gross!
Oh, I completely agree with all your choices. YUCK!
I totally laughed out loud when I read this! I agree with you on all of them! Ugh, they are just nasty.
Bwahaha...love the list! I've always thought the same thing about Orlando Bloom. I mean dude has potential but he does always look a bit homeless dirty haha.
Brad Pitt, wow he used to be such a freaking hottie. I still swear that Angelie Jolie is sucking the hot from him. Damn that trifflin hoe :(
Jon Gosslin...yeah even if the entire human race depended on it. *gag*
How fun!!! I so agree on all of them, except for Brad *I think he's gotten more interesting to look at the older he got* but have to say that I don't like him cheating either and his ugly hairy style gets on my freakin' nerves, too. Plus, come on he's with Angelina Jolie! Really?! Gross. Soooo...ok, let's not get into details here.
Agree X 5! And I used to think Jon was an adorable husband. Back before they allowed reality tv to ruin their family.
Haha! That is priceless! John Gosselin might be the best never, ever on that list! He's so gross!
OK lol, I missed the line before the list. I saw Orlando Bloom and I was like OK. Then Russell Brand and I was like alright. Then Billy Bob and I was thinking HELL NO! LOL!
P.S. saw Orlando while hiking in LA. I never thought he was cute, but he is hot in person.
yes, yes, yes and yes. except i would take brad pitt in his earlier days!
Ha! Awesome. Especially Gosselin. SOOOOOO gross!!!
I am so with you on Brad Pitt - I've never really gotten what it's all about. And Add to that Tom Cruise. And also RPatz (why does he speak?), and Kid ROCK!
Ahem. I think my never ever list would be long. Very long.
Haha, great post! John Gosslin for sure... icky!!
I totally agree - although Orlando and Brad do scrub up well on occasions!
Andrea x
I agree with all of those, especially Russell, what does Katy see in him?
Any one of these five and I've have to be ripped out of my mind. Especially Jon Gosselin. ICK!
Lol!! I love this! & DITTO!!
Lol THANK YOU for confirming what I think about Orlando Bloom. I never got that?? I agree with the rest too...Brad Pitt I agree with most of the time, but he looked damn good in Troy!!
P.S. I just might steal this idea :)
I concur with this entire list.
LOL on Jon Gossling! What a drip. You are so spot on with your post. Love it.
Hahahaha! Is it a correlation that the first two are European and both seem dirty? I totally agree with the rest of the list, EW. ANd he totally cheated!
Love this! I am currently working on linking back to your post with a list of my own. You should check it out :)
Ha ha ha. I would agree with you except Russell Brand. I thought he was disguisting until I read an excerpt from his book in Cosmo when he wrote about meeting Katy. It changed my opinion.
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