Friday, September 17, 2010

Dear So & So

Dear Vacation, 
You begin at the end of today's work day. Please hurry up and get here! Sincerely, Dying to go on vacation! 
Dear Hot Weather, 
Did you not get the memo? It's fall! Go away! No one wants to sweat through their clothing in September. People want to wear their cute clothing and boots. Stop putting a damper on the season! Sincerely, bitter that I can't wear my ugg boots yet. 

Dear Memphis, 
Watch out! I'm going to go hog wild while I'm there this weekend! I plan on pillaging your vintage clothing stores, taking a 1,000 photos at Graceland and being that person who asks 30 questions on the Sun Studio tour. Be warned, I also plan on trolling Beale street looking for cheap eats and souvenirs. Sincerely, Buckle up Memphis! 

Dear Admirer,
You know how to reach me. You've creeped me on facebook. You know my name, you know where I work, you even have that mutual friend to introduce us properly. I hear your really great. So what are you waiting for? Give me a call. We're not getting any younger and if you haven't heard life is meant to be lived. Sincerely, getting impatient. 

Dear Jag, 
Where have you been all my life? Mark Harmon, you are one hottie! How did I ever miss you when you were on television originally. That wrong has been rectified. Thank you CBS for putting the seasons out on dvd. Sincerely, a new fan! 

20 comments:

tootie said...

I can relate to the "Dear Vacation" and "Dear JAG" - love that show! And yes, Harm is pretty easy on the eyes :)

Steph S. said...

Have a super great time in Memphis!!! And YES, hot weather GO AWAY!!!

The Boob Nazi said...

I'm so glad it's not hot where I am.

I hope Memphis is a little cooler?

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

Dear cold,

Mommies don't get sick days and you've overstayed your welcome! Buh-bye now.

Mrs. EyeCanSee

Have a blast this weekend!

JG said...

Ugh, I am SO over hot weather! We're finally down to the upper 80s and it feels like a cold front! I can't wait for sweater weather!

Kerr said...

have a great weekend!

Lindsey said...

Have fun in Memphis! I have always wanted to visit so I can't wait to hear about it!

Amanda said...

EEE Excitement!!! I hope you have a great time and get some cool weather. I am excited because we have some 60 degree weather tonight..BOOYA!

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

You can have some of our weather if you want, it's downright cold!

Samantha the ArmyWife said...

you're hilarious. Have a great time on (yet, another (no, i'm not jealous) vacation). =}

Random Musings Of My Life said...

Love these letters.. its going to prompt me to do some of my own..

YAY vacation! I can not wait for pictures..

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

Dear Vacation, I need you ASAP. Have a lovely weekend sweetie

Cookie Crums said...

Hope yo have a great vacay!! And good luck with the admirer! :)

{Selma} Crazy Little World Of Mine said...

Enjoy Memphis! Take tons of pics and share! I so wanna go one day! :)

xoxo

Brittany Ann said...

There is nothing better than JAG! We need that in DVD!

ModernMom said...

Oh vacations never come fast enough and are over way too quick!! Enjoy every second.

Kristen @ Miss Prissy Paige said...

i love these posts. so funny! hope you are enjoying vacation!

K-Fun said...

Enjoy your weekend in Memphis! That's where I live and work and it's quite the place with some crazy shenanigans going on itself! Enjoy!

Kristen @ ladybug-blessings.com said...

haha love this! Hope you had fun in Memphis!

Ms. Random said...

LoL I always love Dear So and So letters! These are fabulous!