Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Oh it's a doozie! Dear So & So

Before we get to the Dear So & So letters. I'd like to point out a friend of mine who blogs. Her name is Amanda and if you haven't heard she's pretty awesome. We actually met in college and were in the same sorority (many moons ago). If you get a second check out her blog. It's doesn't disappoint. 

Sit back...it could be a bumpy ride. 
Dear Winter Weather, 
At first I loved you. You lured me in with your majestic Thanksgiving dusting & Christmas winter wonderland. Now, with your frigid, single digit temperatures, I have come to hate you. It's only January so ease up! I thought we were suppose to be in the middle of global warming. Sincerely, fan of warmer times.

Dear Diluted Fool, 
I don't know what planet you are from but I know no one who, has met their perfect soul mate in 3 days and started planning a wedding. Maybe you think you have but you haven't. A month from now you're just going to look like a fool when you have to tell people you either a)called off the wedding or b) got dropped like a hot potato. Sincerely, worried about your mental health.

Dear Work, 
I understand the fact that people got promoted or transfered and that we're now short staffed. But was it really necessary for me to lose my 3 days off a week and be reduced to 2? It seems kinda unfair that only 4 of us had to do this while everyone else did not. I think you came a little late to the party, scrooge was here last month. Sincerely, bummed about those 24 hours.

Dear Life, 
You kicked me in the pants for most of the 2009 year. Do you think we could not have so many bombshells this year? Thanks, I'd appreciate that. Besides, the steady and I are rocking and I'd personally like the calmness to continue. Sincerely, a tired soul.

18 comments:

Allison said...

2010 is gonna get it's butt kicked!

Nice so and sos

Amanda said...

Thanks for the shout out :) You're sweet. I love these letters. Why does 2010 suck so bad so far? It's only 6 days in and I'm all, REALLY??? My favorite is the one about winter :)

Dollface said...

Dont worry 2010 is going to be amazing for you.. I promise... just keep your head up, xxxoo

Ashley said...

Haha. I'm so over this weather, too!

Ashley said...

I have a feeling that 2010 will be a good year for you! Thanks for giving me a hump day laugh. :)

Katie said...

good ones! And So and So is an idiot and is going to end up divorced, I give it 3 months MAX!

Cookie Crums said...

3 days!!! Oh My. Now that's just interesting.

Here's to a fabulous 2010!!! We sure could use it too. :)

Annie said...

what a bummer! i can't beleive your job did that to you! i'd be missing that 24 hours too.
i'm over the weather as well! too bad there are months left of winter.
i hope 2010 is a great year for you hun!

Kassie said...

These letters are too funny!! And 2010 is going to be sweet. :)

Mrs. G.I. Joe said...

Haha...Love the Diluted Fool letter! I completely agree with those sentiments :)

JG said...

I'm with you about the cold weather! I am SO over it!

Jenn @ Livin' the Simple Life said...

HA! That's all I need to say...those were awesome :)

Abbie said...

Ha! Thanks for the laugh! Not that I'm laughing at your expense, but you get what I mean!

Ashley Pizarro said...

You make me laugh! 2010 is going to be wonderful as soon as the cold weather disappears. I can't stand it either...seriously wanting it to go away. I just keep dreaming of warm beaches....ahhhh!

~KS said...

I laughed at these letters... so well written. Hope you get good responses back :)

Ashley @ {Let Go, Laughing} said...

hope this is year is smooth and calm and full of happiness for you!!

Laura and Ryan said...

LOL...great letters! Feeling you on the winter one...

Heather said...

Keep your head up girl, I hope 2010 is amazing for you and I think it will be!! :)