Sunday, August 30, 2009

Drunk texting, extensions & plowing

Some days I thank the heavens above that I have unlimited text messaging. Last night, I literally had 3 people, completely unrelated and all at separate parties/gatherings, drunk texting me. It was interesting to say the least. I had people confess their un-dying love for me. Um... awkward.
Can someone inform me? Maybe I'm wrong. When did ever become ok, to drunk text someone and confess love?

Also when did ever become an expectable to use the word "plowing" when talking about sex?!? 

16 comments:

Rachel said...

Hahaha wow sounds like you had quite a night. I hate when people say "plowing"!

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

Yeah confessing love while drunk is bad enough...but doing it through text is even worse.

Bummer about your man! Hope there aren't any more extensions added on!!!:(

Ashley said...

Wow, drunk texting confessing your undying love!!! Man, sometimes it is nice getting old! LOL!! Sorry about the extension! That sucks!!

Troy and Rachel said...

I hope you get plowed before Thanksgiving!! haha...jk.....I hope he makes it home as quick as he can!

Jane said...

Two words: Not okay!! (Both confessing your love via text message AND the word plowing.)

Samantha the ArmyWife said...

I don't mind the "plowing" there are countless euphemisms for sex out there... plowing is how another one to add to the list.

After I read my bloggies this AM I'm going to email you! :)

The Mrs. said...

personally I can just do without all text messages. I figure if its important enough, just call me. but hey I know the rest of the world likes it.

The Queen of Clearance said...

I thought you and sweets were done...finshed...kaput! I guess I was misinterpreting your current posts about 3rd chances and skeezy men and such...ek! oh and by the way it is never ok to text someone and profess your love! lol.

Shannon said...

I hate to hear about his extension! :( But keep hanging in there pretty lady!

Cookie Crums said...

Interesting night I'd say!! :)

As for the "plowing"....that made me cringe!!

And extended deployment, that just sucks!! Hopefully, that will be it and not more.

lola said...

haha, i'm sorry, but that last line of this post had me dying laughing and I have to acknowledge that.

Boo on the extension. :(

Mrs. G.I Joe said...

Okay so your killing me with all of this suspense!!! I want to know what the big news is:( Lol...Whatever it is, its obviously making you really happy and that makes me happy:) FYI, loved this post:p

Katie said...

these drunk txts are no good, especially if PLOWING was in the vocabulary!

Carrie said...

Drunk texting is every bit as dangerous as drunk driving. Keys adn phones should be confisgated at the door to every party.

And plowing? Really? It shouldn't be acceptable, ever. lol.

Sorry his deployment is being extended. :( But at least it's only a week, right? It could be much much worse. (Yeah, I know. That didn't really make it sound any better.)

Organic Meatbag said...

Hahahaha...plowing... well, at least nobody brought up a Hot Carl or anything, did they??

Brittany said...

Wow Plowing huh?? That is quite the idea there HAHA!