Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Um...Skeezer..

Alright ladies, help me out. What is your definition of skeezy? I'm talking about when it comes to people. What do you think some of the qualities are in a skeezy dude?

Go ahead...this is a safe place....share!

23 comments:

Mr. and Mrs. Top Gun said...

Skeezy Dude=

1. Yucky hair
2. Foul mouth, (language) leering at women
3. Taking you out and expecting you to pay for the meal or the ENTIRE meal
4. Expecting to 'get some' when you have your first date, or even worse when you meet a guy while you are out, and 5 seconds into convo he asks if you want to go back to his place to 'talk.."
5. A-holes in general. The rico suave looking guys who talk trash and throw their non-existent or existent money around you like they are gods gift to us. Oh, and their fancy cars too.
6. MARRIED MEN who pretend they aren't married, but it's obvious they are because you can see the TAN LINE from their wedding band on their ring finger.
7. Men who are lewd and holler at me. HATE IT. You can pay me a compliment, but I can't stand the lewd cat calls.

Ok, that's my rant for now!

Cookie Crums said...

Is skeezy the same as skanky?

I've never heard skeezy/skeezer!

The Mrs. said...

I figure it out by gut feeling... I call it the elevator test. Would I want to be stuck in an elevator alone with this guy? Amazing how quickly your gut can answer that question.

Mrs R said...

I agree with Mrs. Top Gun.

Except add bad tippers to the list.

Rachel said...

I think skeezy is the same as skanky but with a little sketchiness too.

Sunshinemeg said...

Never heard of skeezer? I'm guessing that means along the lines of creepy? You know how you can get vibes from people? Well a negative vibe and someone who makes you question what they are saying or doing is "skeezy" to me.

GUAMtastic said...

Hmmm when I think of skeezeball, I'm going to have to say:

Greasy

Gives you that up and down take your clothes off now LOOK (ew) that makes you feel like you need a shower. And a Church.

A lip licker (as in he looks at you and licks his lips)

And ohhhhhh so many more!!!! :)

LawGirl said...

Gelled or greasy hair. Bad manners. Liars.

I hate skeezy guys!

Miranda Tucci said...

I think of someone who's DIRTY, SMELLY, and NASTY.

What's your definition? :)

Ashley said...

No RESPECT for women!

JenellyBean said...

Disgusting behaviors and rude.

Becky said...

I have to agree with everyone. Anyone with a disregard to grooming, disrespectful, and MARRIED MEN acting like they aren't. Wow. I just don't get that one.

ALin said...

The elevator test! YES! HA!

SS said...

Hard for me to describe because it's more about a feeling I get... like does they way they are looking at me give me that little shiver (and not the good kind). Does't always have to be as obvious as talking to "the girls" and licking their lips at they look at you. lol.

Well and there are the skeezers in disguise, they don't give you that icky feeling right off but then you figure out they are super shady like the married guys.

Carrie said...

Haha. I'm loving the "elevator test." Very nice. :)

JG said...

I've never heard that word before. Now I can add that to my vocabulary. :)

Katie said...

hahaha thanks for clarifying that this is a safe place - you crack me up!

Skeezy= all things pervy, slimy, creepy, and nasty

p.s. I got the Books Yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annie said...

combo of sketchy and sleazy...not trust worthy, worthless and dirty!
mrs. top gun has the perfect definition of his!

Jessica said...

Such a broad definition.. I could go on and on. I definitely do the elevator test! That works every time. This has been covered.. but the guys who don't look like they've showered. Ever. Who look at you like your a piece of meat or could possibly be molesting you with their eyes. The ones that spit out lies in every sentence. The worst ones though are the ones that make you think their a great guy.. and you fall for it... but turns out they're the skeevy-est of them all!
But now, I'm really curious as to why you asked this!!

bss said...

I would say that a skeezer is not just a douchebag, but a perverted douchebag... if that makes sense.

The Queen of Clearance said...

ummmm....a good for nothing guy. Maybe one that still lives and mooches off of his mom or some unsuspecting babies momma while he goes out with other girls behind her back? lol.

Shoshanah said...

I'd hear skeezy and think of a mix between sketchy and sleazy

rena said...

definitely a sketchy guy, someone who has that aura about him. i find them a lot over here, they can just be gross.