Saturday, December 5, 2009

What not to say/do on a date Part 2

If you missed the first "What not to say/do on a date", check it out here.
I can't remember exactly when this story took place but I know it was sometime during August or September because it was a fall month. Anyways....
I had been talking to this guy for over a month and we had already been out on 1 date. This was our second date. He earned the 2nd date because the first one went great. Things were looking promising and he seemed to be a really nice guy. He had a great sense of humor, was goal oriented, good looking, etc. 
So we head out on our 2nd date, where we went to Chili's for dinner. When we got there, they had a small 15 minute wait, which we opted to do. We occupied the time with chit chat and enjoyed the nice weather outside. Our table holder lit up and we were off to eat. Once we sat down at our table the waitress came to get our drink orders. We placed the order and started to look over the menus for our meal. 
We had been having a normal conversation but paused to look at the menus. When I looked up from my menu he was staring back at me. I smiled at him like normal. He smiled back at me and said, "So, do you wanna get a hotel tonight?"

Umm.... excuse you?

I know I must have been dreaming so I said, "I'm sorry, what did you say?" but I'm sure the look on my face was priceless.

He says, "What? I said a hotel...not a motel." Like I should have been privileged by the offer.

At this point I thought he was joking (remember I said he had a great sense of humor). Um no. I quickly learned that he was being completely serious. He went into the reasons why I should go with him. Guess what? That date ended really quickly and it never involved a hotel or a motel.

25 comments:

tootie said...

Oh.my.goodness. That is horrible! I'm glad you dropped that guy fast!

Running In Stilettos said...

OMG! Girl, I'm surprised you stuck around to hear the reasons you should consider his offer! What a jerk!

Jenn Bull said...

What the heck!?!?! So glad I met John in High School...can't imagine having to have to date!

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

What a jerk.

hmb said...

boys are buttholes!

Samantha the ArmyWife said...

Ooooo! girl... that's funny. Lol... you know for outsiders. I'm sure if it was me I would not have enjoyed it so much!

jenn said...

oh my goodness!!!
what a jerk!!!

BakerGirl said...

Hahaha!!! I love how you were worth a "hotel" not a "motel"!

Gah, I'm hope I never have to reenter dating again, It was pretty horrible!

Young Mom/Wife said...

NO WAY! I still am laughing at the fact he said "what i said hotel...not motel," like that really makes a difference. I hope you downed your drink and quickly left.

Amanda said...

Hey one track mind...what an ahole!

Pamela said...

oh my! i think i would have been looking around for cameras to see if I was on candid camera or Punk'd. WHO SAYS THAT STUFF?!?!?!?

creepy!

Justine said...

Ohmygosh! SERIOUSLY!? I wonder if that would work on anyone...? Crazy!!

rena said...

whaaat? ridiculous!

Rachael said...

Wow. That's all I have to say.

Wow.

Ashley said...

WOW!! I don't even know what to say about that!

Lindsay said...

Oh no he didn't! Seriously? Disgusting.

Random Musings Of My Life said...

LMAO.. wow... Wow.. wow

Jessica Lynn said...

Ugh. I feel your pain. Check this out: I once went on a date with a guy and toward the end of the date he felt it necessary to let me know that he had, (and I have to quote) "cleaned the sheets for me." Yeah..that date ended right then and there.

Katie said...

OMFG!!!!!! I can't even believe the nerve of some people!!!! How skeezy!

~KS said...

Ahhhhh!!! This is crazy...

Ambs said...

HAHA Guys still never cease to amaze me! I had a friend once who let down this guy really nicely with the normal "I'm not looking for a relationship" deal to which he replied "So does this mean we can't hook up then either?" WHAT?!?!! are guys thinking???

hisMrs said...

OH MY GOD! That is ridiculous!!!! hahaha Glad you got out!!!

Amber @ A Little Pink in the Cornfields said...

OMG... lol, I feel bad for laughing but this was great! What are guys thinking?! Do girls actually accept that offer?! Wtf?

Abbie said...

Seriously, some people don't have a clue.

Selma said...

OMG!!! What???!!!!
He's a total jerk. Brainless!