A long long time ago, in a far far land...haha, ok you caught me! It wasn't that long ago nor was it far. It took place in my hometown. I was out on a date with this guy and we were having a really nice time. We had went out to eat and then ended up taking a walk in the local rose garden. It went over great. After our walk, we got back in his truck and he proceeded to take me home.
During the ride back, I heard this random noise, I wasn't really paying attention. I was looking out the windows, listening to the radio, etc. Well I heard it again. This time I looked over at my date and he was looking back and me with this really strange face. He goes, "I'm sorry." I was a little confused. Then he goes, "Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" and proceeds to roll down his window.
That's right kiddo's...you might have guessed it....he farted!
So then I'm like um ok....this is a little uncomfortable but I was going to play it off. No big deal everyone farts. Um...surprise! Guess what!?
This dude continued to fart, loudly the entire rest of the way home. I never got out of a car so fast in my life!
18 comments:
What in god's name?!?! Who was this guy?? Unless he had a medical condition, that is just plain weird!! At least he rolled the window down.... ?
OMG GROSS!!! how rude!!
OMG, I am dying! That is freaking hilarious!!
HAHAHA omg! Wow most guys wait til you've been dating a while before they let them rip... Maybe he has problems with a leaky valve. :-/
P.S. I read the previous 2 date no-no's and omg hilarious.
eww just eww
You have really met a lot of frogs along the way huh?
i shall print this out and change date to marriage. im so tired of flyboys stink ass. but yet i dont think the state would take that for grounds for divorce!
i mailed your box out today : )
oh my gosh, ew!!! haha!! but oh so funny!!!
p.s. are you reading the james patterson series!? are you into them? i am on book 11, i'm addicted ;)
This series is cracking me up!
Are you serious?? You just muade me laugh out loud..literally!!!
Bah-hahaha!
That is hilarious. Not so hiliarious for you...
I mean your right everyone farts.. but it is a deal breaker if you continue to fart all during our first date.
LOL!! Maybe he needed to go potty?
Ok, this is gross. Yes, everyone does that, but come on?!?!!! This is way weird!!!
Sooo not ok to do on any date at anytime!!
oh my gosh that is disgusting! These stories are cracking me up though!
That's just wrong!
Oh my goodness. You could seriously write a book with all these crazy dates stories!!
Hahaha!! My brother in law is a notorious farter and he can clear out a room in 2 seconds flat!
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