Saturday, December 12, 2009

What not to say/do on a date Part 3

If you missed the first 2 installments of this look under the labels tag "What not to do on a date."

A long long time ago, in a far far land...haha, ok you caught me! It wasn't that long ago nor was it far. It took place in my hometown. I was out on a date with this guy and we were having a really nice time. We had went out to eat and then ended up taking a walk in the local rose garden. It went over great. After our walk, we got back in his truck and he proceeded to take me home. 

During the ride back, I heard this random noise, I wasn't really paying attention. I was looking out the windows, listening to the radio, etc. Well I heard it again. This time I looked over at my date and he was looking back and me with this really strange face. He goes, "I'm sorry." I was a little confused. Then he goes, "Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" and proceeds to roll down his window. 

That's right kiddo's...you might have guessed it....he farted!

So then I'm like um ok....this is a little uncomfortable but I was going to play it off. No big deal everyone farts. Um...surprise! Guess what!? 

This dude continued to fart, loudly the entire rest of the way home. I never got out of a car so fast in my life!

18 comments:

~KS said...

What in god's name?!?! Who was this guy?? Unless he had a medical condition, that is just plain weird!! At least he rolled the window down.... ?

Katie said...

OMG GROSS!!! how rude!!

Ashley said...

OMG, I am dying! That is freaking hilarious!!

Ashley said...

HAHAHA omg! Wow most guys wait til you've been dating a while before they let them rip... Maybe he has problems with a leaky valve. :-/

Ashley said...

P.S. I read the previous 2 date no-no's and omg hilarious.

Random Musings Of My Life said...

eww just eww

You have really met a lot of frogs along the way huh?

The Mrs. said...

i shall print this out and change date to marriage. im so tired of flyboys stink ass. but yet i dont think the state would take that for grounds for divorce!

i mailed your box out today : )

Annie said...

oh my gosh, ew!!! haha!! but oh so funny!!!

p.s. are you reading the james patterson series!? are you into them? i am on book 11, i'm addicted ;)

Young Mom/Wife said...

This series is cracking me up!

~Jewel said...

Are you serious?? You just muade me laugh out loud..literally!!!

Kate said...

Bah-hahaha!

That is hilarious. Not so hiliarious for you...

I mean your right everyone farts.. but it is a deal breaker if you continue to fart all during our first date.

Karren said...

LOL!! Maybe he needed to go potty?

Selma said...

Ok, this is gross. Yes, everyone does that, but come on?!?!!! This is way weird!!!

Llama said...

Sooo not ok to do on any date at anytime!!

Amber @ A Little Pink in the Cornfields said...

oh my gosh that is disgusting! These stories are cracking me up though!

Sara said...

That's just wrong!

tootie said...

Oh my goodness. You could seriously write a book with all these crazy dates stories!!

Abbie said...

Hahaha!! My brother in law is a notorious farter and he can clear out a room in 2 seconds flat!