Dear Celebrities,
Has someone put something in the water? I repeat, STOP drinking the kool aid. We've got crazy Mel Gibson with his rants (again), hottie Levi Johnston getting engaged (again) and Lindsay Lohan going to jail. Who's next? Sincerely, let's clean up the water & our acts.
Dear News Channels,
I remember why I stopped watching real news. It's never anything good. You only focus on the negative. I'm sure somewhere, some kid fell into a well and got rescued. Why not talk about that? Sincerely, spice it up with a little positivity.
Dear Summer Heat,
I blame you. I think it's a proven fact that you bring out the crazies. Seeing a pant-less adult walking around in the shopping complex parking lot, is not a good show. So summer heat I'm going to need you to either cool down or become the pants fairy. Sincerely, not wanting to catch his second act.
Dear Summer Travelers,
I get that the lines are long. I get that everyone's in a rush to get to their destination. Remember though, that yelling, tapping your foot, taking deep sighs of angst and giving me the stink eye, isn't going to get you going any faster. We're doing the best that we can. Sincerely, a very busy worker bee.
19 comments:
You know what's funny? I was reading E-Online and they were complaining that the cast of Gossip Girl is boring and not doing anything scandal worthy. And all I could think was "Really? Are you sick of all the stupid crap celebs do? You should be celebrating that some celebs can actually act like adults and not like spoiled, bratty children!"
I am hoping we are done with the crazies in Hollywood based on the THeory of 3! It has gotten to the point that I just leave our tv on Disney. Phineas and Ferb has become me tv show of choice! I have sunk to a new low! But I don't have to hear Mel Gibson's rants!
I agree with the news. Everyday we have at least one shooting and one fire. Can't they ever find anything good to talk about?!
Amen Sister! I completely agree! I laughed at this song that I heard on the radio the other day....but there's a lot of truth in it....
God is great, beer is good....and people are crazy! ha!
Hope you have a great weekend!
Candace
I HATE when people are rude to us at work! I just want to be like - THE ONLY REASON IM WORKING ON THIS HOLIDAY IS BECAUSE A-HOLES LIKE YOU GO SHOPPING!!!!!!
Oh my gosh! I am SO tired of Mel and LiLo and the garbage coming out of Hollywood. Seriously. STOP! I want to hear more about the nice people:)
I can't believe they're engaged.
Agree, Agree, Agree and Agree! If I have to hear about Mel Gibson one more time, I'm going to scream!
Girl, you just put that out there in the universe and now it's going to be about 55 degrees the entire month of August!
I agree, what's with the celebs going crazy? Do not comprehend.
I stopped watching the local news a long time ago because of exactly that same reason. 90% of it was reports on car accidents, fires, deaths, just bad stuff that was happening to people. Not that I don't feel for the victims, but I'm not sure that it is really news to rattle off a list of things that already happened and that nobody can do anyhting about.
it's funny because that last one was totally me when we went to SD 2 weeks ago. But in all fairness I was only huffing and puffing in line to check in because there were at least 5 open kiosks and people were not manning them!!! JUST GO PEOPLE! you do not have to wait to be called and you're slowing me down!
totally what you were trying to combat but it still made me angry. HAAHAA
Amen sister!! These celebs are out of control! Happy Weekend lady! =D
I cannot handle the news. It just makes me sad.
I couldn't agree more with you! I don't watch the news either because everything is terrible. I feel depressed when the news is done. ugh. People should be wayyy more positive!
Holy crap! You're not kidding! Levi? Mel? Lindsay? Gah!
I totally agree...the news could definitely use some positive spice!!!
Ditto!!! Well said. Esp about news. It's horrible every night!
Talk about some keen observations! And I agree with all of them!
I agree with you - there is definitely something in the water recently!
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