Not One of My Finest Moments

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This past weekend, I did something that wasn't one of my better moments. Let me start at the beginning....

It all started last week, when I was shopping in Target, I found this green dress:

While I was there and choosing the green one, I noticed that they had it in several other colors. I had debating getting a second one because it was so comfortable but I bought the green one and left the store. Flash forward to this past Saturday. Once I got off work, I decided that I wanted to go back to Target and get the same dress but in cobalt blue. I usually look nice in that color and I knew that I wanted to take it on my upcoming vacation (more on that later), so off I went to Target. 

During the week, the dress had been on sale so their stock of probably about 10 in each color went to about 3 in each color and the obscure sizes that never fit anyone. As I started looking at the dresses another girl comes up to the rack as well. I can see that there's only one dress left in the color that I want. I can't even see what size it is but it looks smaller. Right as I reached for the loner blue, it happened. 

The girl became a complete wench, she could tell I was eyeing that blue dress so she did something completely catty. She literally put her hand inside of the hangers and scooted down about 20 dresses so they were all in front of her. Really?!? Wow! So I did the only thing I could think of to let her know that she didn't get to me. I took one of the lone color she left in front of me and said, "Oh my gosh! These dresses are so adorable! I'm glad they still have it in my size and in red!" and walked away to another section of the clothing. Well... it backfired. She gave me the stink eye and put her grubby little paws all over the lone blue dress and stalked off with it. 

At this point, I knew now that, the blue dress was not going to fit her. I got a good look at it and I knew that it was a small (which I wasn't even a 100% would fit me) and this girl was clearly a large. AND before anyone starts saying I'm mean, I'm sorry but it was a fact. The girl probably couldn't get it over her gianormous fake boobs. So as I was shopping around in the clothing section, I kept an eye on her. She kept shopping around and then finally walked into the dressing rooms. Well I needed to go in there as well to try on the stuff that I was holding. 

Once in the dressing room, I realized we were side by side. I honestly didn't plan to be right beside her because when I when in there was only one other open room. I got done before her and ended up going out. This is where the not proud moment came in.... I hung out in the shoe section (that's right beside the fitting room) until I saw her come out. She stuck the blue dress on the return rack and walked away. 

I walked over, picked up the dress and proceeded to the checkout. 

I am the proud owner of the now infamous cobalt blue dress and I think it looks great! Tomorrow I promise about my fabulous vacation coming up in 2 weeks! For those of you who follow me on twitter probably already saw though!